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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

MOVIES/VIDEOS: A Long Time Ago, In Pants Far, Far Away

This is from a list of Star Wars quotes that replacing a word with "pants". - OlderMusicGeek

- I find your lack of pants disturbing.
- You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
- In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering.
- Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
- You are unwise to lower your pants.
- Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
- A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
- He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials.
- I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
- I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further.
- There's no mystical energy field that controls my pants.
- He is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants.
- Yeah, well droids aren't known for ripping pants off when they loose!
- You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done.
- "Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your faith in your pants is yours!"
- Search your pants, you know it to be true.
- Your pants, you will not need them.
- Don't try to frighten us with your scorcerer's pants, Lord Vader.
- Put Captain Solo in the cargo pants.
- General Tarkin, I thought I recognized your foul pants...
- I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
- Fear will keep the other systems in line--fear of these pants.
- Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
- Phew! And I thought pants smelled bad... on ... the outside...!
- The last time I felt it was in the pants of my old master.
- How will the emperor maintain control without the pants?
- I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Pants are not as forgiving as I am.

May The Pants be with you!
A link to the complete list at Keepers Of Lists

Saturday, May 24, 2008

MOVIES/VIDEOS: I Don't Why This Amuses Me So Much

Stumbled across this on Twitter. Had to pass it on. - OlderMusicGeek

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Sunday, March 09, 2008

MOVIES/VIDEOS: Star Wars According to a 3 Year Old

I don't even remember how I found this. I was surfing through the net. But I loved it and am sharing it with you. It's from YouTube. - OlderMusicGeek

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From: fistofblog
Joined: 1 year ago
Videos: 41
About This Video
Added: February 22, 2008
02/26/08 Update: Wow. What was expected to be a short movie that would circulate within a small circle of friends has turned into something much more very quickly. I'm thrilled that so many people have enjoyed this video but also somewhat mortified that I added this without my daughter's knowledge or consent. Maybe someday she will find some humor in it.

To those who have sent positive comments, thank you very much. You've made us appreciate what we have even more than we already do. To those of you who've said you've changed your mind about having children, well, have at it. :)

She has never seen Pokemon so I don't think she's making a reference to the ball on that show. I think she just means pokey ball as in "a ball that is pokey."


Some comments from YouTube. You actually probably don't want to read all the comments on YouTube, because they have a big, long fight in there about whether the 3 year old was reading from cue cards or being coached what to say. All I can say is those people OBVIOUSLY never had any kids! - OlderMusicGeek

superlardbucket (1 week ago)
copy of Star Wars episode VI: $50:00
Worth of Star Wars as a movie franchise: $1.2 billion
A little girl saying "Don't talk back to Darth Vader 'cause he'll get ya...": Priceless...

dgm4ever (1 week ago)
"Don't talk back to Darth Vader!" -- 3 years old and she already knows more than 90% of the high ranking Imperial Officers.

Here's some far more interesting comments to this video from the A.V. Club website. - OlderMusicGeek

I got no snark on this
by bee man caught in sting
My evil, evil black heart just melted.
12:38 PM Mon February 25, 2008

RE: I got no snark on this
by Fred Garvin
Next week she will break down Hamlet.
12:35 PM Tues February 26, 2008

RE: I got no snark on this
by Plastic Mag
I don't get the appeal... her analysis lacked depth, historical insight, and comparative gravity. A more detailed look into the socio-mythic implications of the "shiny guy" motif may have instituted said heart-melting, but as is, a resounding naught.
And she stole my crayon.
2:34 PM Tues February 26, 2008

RE: I got no snark on this
by Shih Tzu
I like how earnestly and solemnly she explains that it blowed up Princess Leia's planet.
3:45 PM Tues February 26, 2008

RE: I got no snark on this
by shiny guy
Plastic Mag, you would make a great kindergarden teacher.
LOL!
10:43 AM Wed February 27, 2008

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by rigozzi
I love the bit where a notepad appears and she seems to be reading her notes on star wars.
12:41 PM Mon February 25, 2008

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by ---wipe Johnson
"Obi Kenobi's teaching Luke how to learn how to do his little light-up sword."
Kid's these days are so condescending towards the Force.
1:06 PM Mon February 25, 2008

The force
by infallible
I know! It's like they think it's some hokey religion.
1:32 PM Mon February 25, 2008

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by Some kid these days
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
1:39 PM Mon February 25, 2008

RE:-
by SouthofHeaven
And it's not like their sad devotion to that ancient religion has helped them conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given them clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fort-aaaacck-AAAACCCKKK!!!
2:06 PM Mon February 25, 2008

---- Yo Couch, N----.
by Global Warming1
The little girl didn't even get hit in the crotch or fall out of a car or anything. What a sucky video.
1:26 PM Mon February 25, 2008

good job
by alright
This is way more entertaining than any of the prequels.
4:15 PM Mon February 25, 2008

encore!
by leia
maybe she could make sense of the three prequels. Now THAT would be an achievement!
11:28 PM Mon February 25, 2008

Here's a couple of videos related to the video up above. - OlderMusicGeek





The site of the original video
The A.V. Club site with the video and the comments
The site of the parody video - with comments from people who OBVIOUSLY never had a sense of humor!
The site of the video with clips

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